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(“Mike trying to be healthy, it’s like a potato trying to whistle.” Thank you as always, Dan.) You can’t just Google this like a best man’s speech, kids! It’s back to draft, Mike I.ii.a.ii.idk.

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Twenty-four hours earlier: Dan is going through the speech, which is so free of substance, it’s really “just noise-shaped air.” Mike, in a very D.C. How did her team of flying monkeys get her into this mess? We know from the beginning that just as Selina begins her speech to the Joint Session, her TelePrompTer will short out, leaving her with nothing but a blinking cursor on a blank screen. He stares longingly at his beloved Selina through the “FLOTUS Window,” which looks directly down onto the Oval. At one point, Selina literally says, “I don’t need you, Gary.” His precious Leviathan is being manhandled by guys who don’t even hold it properly. Gary, always taken for granted, is now rarely taken anywhere at all. She’s not the only one having trouble adjusting to the high life. And then I’m gonna have the IRS crawl so far up your husband’s colon, he’s gonna wish the only thing they find is more cancer.How goes the Selina Meyer presidency? The updated credits reveal that, after enjoying a quick spike in popularity post-inauguration, Selina now finds herself facing headlines like: “Meyer: 8 Month President?” Welp, that didn’t take long. And if I do win, I will have my administration come to your shitty little district and shake it to death like a Guatemalan nanny.

“You’re playing a very dangerous game of chicken with the head fucking hen, ’cause if I don’t win the White House, O’Brien is gonna sink your stupid boats and you’re gonna look like a hair-sprayed asshole in your 1980s mother-of-the-bride dress.

“I’m excited to get to know fun Marjorie, too.

Behold, a compendium of Veep Season 5 insults. You know what they say - every leader sets a tone. After all, this is a woman whose own mother, upon visiting her daughter in the Oval Office for the first time, had only this to say: “I do hope you’ll wait till your hair grows to have your portrait painted.” It may not come as a surprise that Selina herself is the character most likely to dispatch a cutting remark - or that those remarks are often targeted at her daughter and her unruly hair. We’ve combed through all of Season 5, which ended on Sunday night, for the show’s most creative, stinging slurs.

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Veep, the sharpest-written comedy on the air, is so full of spectacularly imaginative put-downs it’s a wonder the show’s plot doesn’t collapse under the weight of them all. It’s appropriate that the moment that instigated Selina’s political career - at least in her memory - is a thinly veiled insult. “Daddy leaned in to me and he said, ‘You know, a lot of people don’t like Nixon, but by God, they respect him. In the second-to-last episode of the current season of Veep, Selina tells her daughter Catherine about the time her father took her to a Nixon rally as a child.